Friday, October 01, 2004

Dear God...

I don't know if you read my blog but tonight's special. A moment of great opportunity is present. It is a moment that can be translated into huge relief and a renewal of hope for the human race.

For four years a sad, twisted misanthrope; a manipulated killer and pimp for his Satanic Majesties request has been spreading disorder abroad and and dissension and chaos at home. In all of American history Lord there has never been a more clueless, more dishonest, more incompetent leader in America than this gallionic, pecksniffian parvenu.

Lord, America doesn't deserve this. As stupid as a large portion of them have become and as deserving of a major cuff to the reinforced concrete of their collective head they may be, no one deserves this wallydraigle badmash.

If you could see your way to it, and speaking on behalf of the collective human race, I ask that you strike him with Tourette's, take away bowel and bladder control and make his nose itch like a poison ivy fiesta. Cross his eyes Lord, make him fall down. Make him call somebody a motherfucker (excuse my language) ...Lord, something, any of these. You're the original creative guy.

I'm not asking for myself. I'm asking for those who don't know any better. I'm asking for all the moments to come so that things can at least resume the appearance of normality. You and I know the world is always going to have it's problems but this is one we can surely do without.

Make me laugh Lord, make me proud, smite this caitiffic,saprogenic taphophile with an ultimate Kodak moment and then let history stick him where the sun don't shine.I would surely appreciate it.

Thanking you in advance.

Amen.

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